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I am wondering why nobody prints their web address on their clothings to generate publicity.

In this instance, after some persuasion, my friend Chris Fart (shown above) agrees to model for ‘www.z-gen.com’ T-shirt on National Day Parade 2003 at the National Stadium. Patriotism and publicity at the same time! Coupled with a red color hair (extra persuasion again), he is hard to miss.

Cost $10 for the shirt, $20 for the prints on the shirt, $12 for a can of red color hairspray. Free favor for a VIP seat ticket near the grand stand. Priceless from friendship by Chris Fart.

Please mail me for "Christ Fart" direct contact if you are interested in employing him as a model. He is my only friend capable of making the fonts of long brand names like Q-U-I-C-K-S-I-L-V-E-R and B-I-L-L-A-B-O-N-G totally visible by stretching em'. A real and rare talent!

RID ODORS WITH TEABAGS

Putting “teabags” inside the shoes is an effective way of ridding the odors.

While sharing a same hostel together with my mate, Vicknesh Kumar, we complained about the odors of each other shoes. However, we both compromised to allow our shoes to be kept inside the room. We both agreed that there are jack-asses like us (conclusion derives from a result of our own guilt) who will go around playing pranks on the others living in the hostels.

The teabags idea struck me as the tea leaves is commonly known to remove impurities from the body when consumed. I bought a box of cheap teabags and put one in each shoe. It works wonder for at least a couple of weeks!

An average cost for a can or box of teabags or tea leaves range from 2 to 5 dollars. Market it with a “clean, green and natural” image and it is worth a million bucks.

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